- Thou shalt not place any essential portion of thy anatomy beneath a car that is not properly supported with jack stands or blocks.
- Thou shalt not work on any part of the starting or charging system without first disconnecting the battery.
- Thou shalt suffer no flame or spark near the battery or the fuel system.
- Thou shalt forsake the open end of the wrench, and whenever possible to use always the box end upon thy nuts and thy bolts.
- Thou shalt always securely block the wheels of the car before starting work, lest thee run thyself over with thine own car.
- Thou shalt never lose thy temper or thy patience. Remember: “Act in haste and you will repent at your leisure.”
- Thou shalt always exercise extreme care when opening thy radiator, lest thee parboil thyself or some innocent bystander.
- Thou shalt clean up any and all of the fluids that thy auto may emit, lest they ignite or poison thy pet, thy child, thy soil or thy groundwater.
- Thou shalt always place thy car’s transmission in Park or Neutral before commencing work.
- Thou shalt never forget the laws of ASSUME, K.I.S.S., and Murphy, and never blame another person for thine own errors.
The 10 Commandments of Car Repair
Events
Sweeney Todd performance
Mountain Youth and Community Theatre | 6:30 pm - 9:00 pm
Mind Over Matter
Tuolumne County Enrichment Center | 11:00 am - 2:00 pm
Celebrating Friendships Quilt Show
Gateway Community Church of Groveland | 2:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Mountain Youth and Community Theatre | 6:30 pm - 9:00 pm
Mind Over Matter
Tuolumne County Enrichment Center | 11:00 am - 2:00 pm
Celebrating Friendships Quilt Show
Gateway Community Church of Groveland | 2:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Railtown 1897 Weekend Excursion Trains
Railtown 1897 State Historic Park | 10:30 am - 4:00 pm
Sweeney Todd performance
Mountain Youth and Community Theatre | 1:30 pm - 4:00 pm
Sonora Farmers' Market
Sonora Farmers Market | 7:30 am - 11:30 am
Railtown 1897 State Historic Park | 10:30 am - 4:00 pm
Sweeney Todd performance
Mountain Youth and Community Theatre | 1:30 pm - 4:00 pm
Sonora Farmers' Market
Sonora Farmers Market | 7:30 am - 11:30 am
American Legion Breakfast
Tuolumne Country Veterans Hall | 8:00 am - 11:00 am
Farmers Market
Murphys Community Park | 9:00 am - 1:00 pm
Sonora Bach Festival Youth Concert
Chapel in the Pines | 3:00 pm
Tuolumne Country Veterans Hall | 8:00 am - 11:00 am
Farmers Market
Murphys Community Park | 9:00 am - 1:00 pm
Sonora Bach Festival Youth Concert
Chapel in the Pines | 3:00 pm
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Sierra Professional Association's Weekly Meeting
My Garden Cafe | 7:00 am - 8:00 am
Community Open House
Sonora Senior Center | 9:00 am - 1:00 pm
Bingo Night
Sonora Elks Lodge | 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm
My Garden Cafe | 7:00 am - 8:00 am
Community Open House
Sonora Senior Center | 9:00 am - 1:00 pm
Bingo Night
Sonora Elks Lodge | 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm